long time no blog

Right its been a while since i have written a little blog so going to pull out all the stops on this one :D and its going to be all about SCUM that should be taken off of this beautiful planet, just imagine getting all the people that are falsely signed on to the doll system and benefits and all that jazz, all put into a space ship and then one of the dick heads would open a door because they are that stupid and all of them just being sucked out through a tiny hole and all our problems would be over.

There are hundreds no thousands of lazy cunts that cant be assed to go out and get a job, apparently its "cool" to sign on to the doll to get money for "looking for a job" which thy blatantly don't! i was thinking earlier that these people get my money for doing fuck all and then go and spend it on special brew and crack. Tramps are SO SO much more human than these doll scum, at least they are being given money by people that want to give it!

"yeah mate got a kid so i get child benefits" AKA YOU SHOULD BE OBLITERATED (wouldn't you just love to see that!!!! a group of scum walking through a shopping center and all of a sudden, a giant space ship falls through the ceiling (coming to pick them up to take them to space to be sucked out a small hole) but squashes their heads instead of picking them up, would make my day) i am a genius! i have solved the economic crisis! ALLLLL benefits apart from disability alounces will be stopped, which will make all the people who are on the doll go and get a job (they are always complaining how many unemployed there is) so there for every one will have a job and earning money, we would then pay less tax because the scum wouldn't be taking it for free and everything will be fine, oh and because we will be paying less tax, MP's wont be using our money to buy giant dolphins with 18 legs and a trumpet for entertainment.

i think that's mostly it for the time being, check back soon for another fun time:D

Foamy

OK people always say to me "your so random" "your so weird" .................... no i just don't see why i would want to not do what the fuck i want?! i love to just spontaneously shout or ............. roll over on the floor or some thing like that, why would i want to sit up straight like i have a dildo stuck up my ass being uncomfortable just to make some one thing "oh that boy sits well"................. fuck off mate, like i give a fuck what any one thinks of me! every single day before i went to school my dad would say "do up your top button and brush your hair" ....... er,.......... no, i don't give a fuck what people think of me, i don't need to please them! just myself, as long as I'm having fun and am healthy and happy, great! i wear some massive t-shirt and some one says, "ha ha dick why you wearing that?" give me one good reason why i shouldn't? "you look like a twat" yeah i said a good reason, not your opinion of which i don't give a fuck so jog the fuck on mate. an amazing example of this way of thinking is dirty Sanchez, they don't give a fuck they make dicks out of themselves every day and good for them because they are having fun! I'm kinda spiritual, i like doing yoga (again i don't really care who knows it!) i think it is a good thing to be a organ donor because once you are as dead as Mrs Goody you have no need for them so if you can help some one live just one day longer then get on it! i want every single little part of my body to be used to those who need it and deserve it, not these cunts that drink their selves to near dead but these G's that get like liver cancer or some thing and they need a liver donated for them to live, i would gladly give mine away to some one that deserves it. if i was to know now that on the 98Th of January 3097 my liver was going to be given to a crack addict or some thing i would be damn sure that i downed like 90 bottled of meths just to try and start the liver cancer off early just so they have to go through that shit twice, scum of the mother fucking earth right there for sure!

take a deep yoga breath and chill out.

Foamy.

special brew crew and muilds

One thing that pisses me off more than anything are people that get fucking benefits and then go and blow it all on fucking special brew or a bottle of white lightning and get fucked in the local park starting fights with other brew crews haha its like a fucking retarded version of wwf!!! Stella windmills at Carlsberg crew!! oh shit!! fucking twats, but it is fucking amazing when one of the dick heads falls into the river haha dick heads. at my local park at least once a week there are police over at the crew's doing fuck all as UK's finest are so fucking good at doing, they do get a lot of practise! they just have bum fights and shit, the best quote i have heard about bums, "they were just taking shits on a ledge and smearing it in their hair or eating lunch out of the bins" which........ yeah has brew crew's all over it. one thing that made me want to write about this subject today was the fact that i saw some 40 year old man sitting in the middle of a car park dunk out of his head (when i say middle, i mean middle) and his crack head ...... i would say wife but they wouldn't waste the money on that, that's like a whole weeks worth of white lightning! but she was like nearly unconscious sitting up against a wall, i couldn't help but laugh my fucking head off as i was walking past which awoke then awoke her from her crack induced sleep.which leads me nicely onto people that fucking sponge of the government! people that have 90 children before they reach 16 just so they don't have to work and get a council flat, THAT I AND EVERY OTHER MOTHER FUCKING WORKING HUMAN BEING IN THIS WANK COUNTRY paid for. so some fat CUNT (refer back to England pricks n rudes or what ever it was) can sit on their ass and have their mum do all the work because each child has a different father that the mum doesn't even know. it makes me fucking sick to see some one that i went to fucking school with that is pregnant! its GROSE! children having children! that TWAT that is like 10 or what ever who is a dad?! what the fuck?! i hardly knew what a penis was when i was 10!! and the muild (child mum) doesn't even know who the dad is!!!!! and she is 15!!!! whats that about?! does she walk around with the special brew crew with a sign that says "free vagina" on it? "i don't say no to you or your dad" its like a fucking offer at tesco!!!!! buy one get one free!!!!! what the fuck man it makes me sick!!!! and the thing that gets me!!! the fucking tards that had a kid when they were still fucking kids, they are out on a Friday and a Saturday night getting fucking wasted and falling over in their spastic 90 mile heels and a belt for a "skirt" makes me fucking sick! spending my fucking money to look like that! what the fuck!!!

well just a short one as I'm watching a movie and i may be a little drunk, and yes before any of you cunt deprived cock suckers start thinking i have contradicted myself, i bought it with the money i have earned! not sponged off the government!

Foamy.

England, Fattys and Rude.

Welcome to number 2 of insidefoamy. this blog is all about England and how wank it is. first thing's first, the people. 45% of the population of England are fucking fat (and I'm talking trying to give some fatty from America a run for their money) another 45% of England's population are just plain old rude pikey cunts that are robbing oxygen from the other 10% of the countrys people. (one of the best things i have herd "when we was an empire we had an Emeror, when we were a kingdom we had a king, but now we are just a CUNTry") OK fat people. they waddle to the shop to get their weekly TV magazine, 40KG of chocolate and a family pack of crisps to last them the day and then sit on their 20ft wide asses (on a 3 seater couch) which barely fits on the seat and watches fitness programmes complaining that they want to be like that. IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING TWAT, GET THE FUCK UP WALK TO THE BIN PUT THAT FUCKING SHIT "FOOD" IN IT AND THEN WALK TO A GREEN GROCER AND BUY REAL FRUIT AND VEDGE!!!! THEN DO SOME THING CALLED EXERCISE. it is a strange activity for a fatty as they have never done a second of it in their life so i can understand when they don't know what to do. walking is a good start, but don't stop at the bin, go to the front door pick up a plunger with a cream cake shoved on the end stick it to your head and walk after it!!! your be walking for fucking miles! like you fucking should. (note to self blog about wank food). OK rude people. they do not understand a thing called common decency or politeness. these are 2 words that are like Arabic to them, they just look at you with a face that looks like they are trying to do the sum 5X2 (these people are fucking stupid as well). you walk up to a bar, take a look who is there and you mentally plonk yourself into an imaginary Que if you will, then just as its going to be your turn to be served, some wanker walks up and starts to order even though the bar staff haven't even finished pouring the second drink in a order of about 10 drinks and then gets pissed that they haven't been served before they have even entered "the Que". once the bar staff go to give the change to the persn with the 10 drink the rude cunt orders again, "er im sorry but i was next" you say, he replies "na u wrnt ya cunt i iz been ere 4 agez init" .............................. sorry "blud" but you were not, there are more people before you than those who died saving this country from being run by Germans in both ww1 and ww2 combined who by the way you are behaving, seems to have been a waste of fucking time. hmmmmmm what else, oh yeah the other 10% of the population are like you and me, generally nice people that do some thing creative with their spare time, not going out skipping school "shanking" people for a 8 year old mobile phone that doesn't have the 8key and a pair of headphones that only one speaker works with a tape player that only plays the radio because the tape bit has broken. i think i generally hate people, fuck them. most of my friends have creative outlets, artists, music artists, photographers, cinematographers (film makers for any of the 2 sets of 45% people reading this) all who, yes enjoy a drink but not every single day that they start to steal from people close to them and getting into fights with their "bluds" for fun, wtf! stop being a bunch of twats, grab a pencil and doodle some thing that pops into your head, grab a camera go make some pictures, grab a video camera to film some thing creative (not including stabbings, muggings, raping (both gang or singular form) grab a instrument to make some music, or go get a job instead of sponging off the tax payer AKA ME! AND THE OTHER 10% if you don't like any of these options, go and fucking die! the society doesn't need you! but then again i would rather this wank excuse of a country be filled with these cunts than the rest of Europe where you can leave a ipod next to you without thinking "i give it 3 Min's before i get stabbed for that" so for that reason, this country is good, one mass of twats and fattys, i just hope the deceases don't spread over seas.


well that was a nice long one, may have to come back to a few of the subjects mixed in there at a later date.

be creative, Foamy.

number one. about Foamy

OK here goes, first blog of my life! this blog space is going to be about general every day shit that happens and bits and bobs that pisses me off but first, a little about me. i want this to be anonymous purely because more than likely, I'm going to piss some fatty off that's going to want to come and sit on me so the only people that will know who this is will be who know me so well that they will just be able to tell. the way you will be reading this is via some one forwarding it to you saying "haha look what some randomer has been talking about, its fucking funny shit" so i doubt many people will read it haha as you can tell i swear a fair bit so if you dont like it click on the little X in the top right hand corner and don't come back. so about me, I'm an opinionated twat that cant really spell that well and i don't give a fuck who knows it. oh and if you love this country, its people and anything else to do with this wankfest, don't even bother to come back, your in for a shock no doubt. ok back to what i was saying (i get side tracked so easily) i started this blog space, spot, spunk what ever its called due to my friends laughing so much at the shit i come out with they want to be able to read it over and over (big headed much) so i will try and write one every now and then and i will get some one to put it in a bulletin on myspaz or on facecrack or some other form of emu gathering so you can all see into foamy's head. oh and before i forget i will think of some thing to represent the N word as i don't think it is really a nice word to repeat in writing but it will come in one of the next few blogs.

Foamy