England, Fattys and Rude.

Welcome to number 2 of insidefoamy. this blog is all about England and how wank it is. first thing's first, the people. 45% of the population of England are fucking fat (and I'm talking trying to give some fatty from America a run for their money) another 45% of England's population are just plain old rude pikey cunts that are robbing oxygen from the other 10% of the countrys people. (one of the best things i have herd "when we was an empire we had an Emeror, when we were a kingdom we had a king, but now we are just a CUNTry") OK fat people. they waddle to the shop to get their weekly TV magazine, 40KG of chocolate and a family pack of crisps to last them the day and then sit on their 20ft wide asses (on a 3 seater couch) which barely fits on the seat and watches fitness programmes complaining that they want to be like that. IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING TWAT, GET THE FUCK UP WALK TO THE BIN PUT THAT FUCKING SHIT "FOOD" IN IT AND THEN WALK TO A GREEN GROCER AND BUY REAL FRUIT AND VEDGE!!!! THEN DO SOME THING CALLED EXERCISE. it is a strange activity for a fatty as they have never done a second of it in their life so i can understand when they don't know what to do. walking is a good start, but don't stop at the bin, go to the front door pick up a plunger with a cream cake shoved on the end stick it to your head and walk after it!!! your be walking for fucking miles! like you fucking should. (note to self blog about wank food). OK rude people. they do not understand a thing called common decency or politeness. these are 2 words that are like Arabic to them, they just look at you with a face that looks like they are trying to do the sum 5X2 (these people are fucking stupid as well). you walk up to a bar, take a look who is there and you mentally plonk yourself into an imaginary Que if you will, then just as its going to be your turn to be served, some wanker walks up and starts to order even though the bar staff haven't even finished pouring the second drink in a order of about 10 drinks and then gets pissed that they haven't been served before they have even entered "the Que". once the bar staff go to give the change to the persn with the 10 drink the rude cunt orders again, "er im sorry but i was next" you say, he replies "na u wrnt ya cunt i iz been ere 4 agez init" .............................. sorry "blud" but you were not, there are more people before you than those who died saving this country from being run by Germans in both ww1 and ww2 combined who by the way you are behaving, seems to have been a waste of fucking time. hmmmmmm what else, oh yeah the other 10% of the population are like you and me, generally nice people that do some thing creative with their spare time, not going out skipping school "shanking" people for a 8 year old mobile phone that doesn't have the 8key and a pair of headphones that only one speaker works with a tape player that only plays the radio because the tape bit has broken. i think i generally hate people, fuck them. most of my friends have creative outlets, artists, music artists, photographers, cinematographers (film makers for any of the 2 sets of 45% people reading this) all who, yes enjoy a drink but not every single day that they start to steal from people close to them and getting into fights with their "bluds" for fun, wtf! stop being a bunch of twats, grab a pencil and doodle some thing that pops into your head, grab a camera go make some pictures, grab a video camera to film some thing creative (not including stabbings, muggings, raping (both gang or singular form) grab a instrument to make some music, or go get a job instead of sponging off the tax payer AKA ME! AND THE OTHER 10% if you don't like any of these options, go and fucking die! the society doesn't need you! but then again i would rather this wank excuse of a country be filled with these cunts than the rest of Europe where you can leave a ipod next to you without thinking "i give it 3 Min's before i get stabbed for that" so for that reason, this country is good, one mass of twats and fattys, i just hope the deceases don't spread over seas.


well that was a nice long one, may have to come back to a few of the subjects mixed in there at a later date.

be creative, Foamy.

number one. about Foamy

OK here goes, first blog of my life! this blog space is going to be about general every day shit that happens and bits and bobs that pisses me off but first, a little about me. i want this to be anonymous purely because more than likely, I'm going to piss some fatty off that's going to want to come and sit on me so the only people that will know who this is will be who know me so well that they will just be able to tell. the way you will be reading this is via some one forwarding it to you saying "haha look what some randomer has been talking about, its fucking funny shit" so i doubt many people will read it haha as you can tell i swear a fair bit so if you dont like it click on the little X in the top right hand corner and don't come back. so about me, I'm an opinionated twat that cant really spell that well and i don't give a fuck who knows it. oh and if you love this country, its people and anything else to do with this wankfest, don't even bother to come back, your in for a shock no doubt. ok back to what i was saying (i get side tracked so easily) i started this blog space, spot, spunk what ever its called due to my friends laughing so much at the shit i come out with they want to be able to read it over and over (big headed much) so i will try and write one every now and then and i will get some one to put it in a bulletin on myspaz or on facecrack or some other form of emu gathering so you can all see into foamy's head. oh and before i forget i will think of some thing to represent the N word as i don't think it is really a nice word to repeat in writing but it will come in one of the next few blogs.

Foamy